понеделник, август 8

 

International Visitors Reception Area


Lobster Blogster is very pleased to welcome today a new visitor from Iceland. I hope you will all give him a very big welcome, even though he doesn't seem to speak a work of English.

The particular Viking invader we are talking about here is Steini Teague and his intriguingly named blog Ráðlagður dagskammtur. As you can see from the flag to the left, Iceland is an entirely forbidding place where visitors are not welcome. Beware of bulls, giant chickens and dragons. There are only men who live there, and they can't afford proper shoes.




Next we remind regular readers that later today we shall have special ceremony to appoint Colleen as Lobster Blogster's US Ambassador. Henceforth all members of the Marine Kingdom will need to refer to Colleen as "Your Excellence."

Colleen has said that she has just enough time in her busy schedule to leave her enormous ice castle, step lightly into her carriage, and go to visit the esteemed Mr George W. Bush for tea and cucumber sandwiches. It is important for aquatic creatures to maintain the peaceful and calm relationship of equals we have managed to establish with the US, otherwise we may find they start dumping agent orange on us, as before.




A little after the Ambassadorial ceremony, Lobster Blogster will be welcoming a new Councillor to Watford Blog Council at the newly returbished Council Chambers. Please remember that you are no longer allowed to bring foodstuffs such as Dalek Lollies, kebabs and bananas into the Council Chamber, at least while the £500,000 carpet is new, anyway. Green bins are supplied for surplus food items.

Peter Williams is to become the said alderman, and a jolly fine one he will make too. Extensive background checks are being done to establish where Peter actually lives, so that we know which ward he will represent, but I'm sure that everything is above board and it will all get sorted out soon. Peter has a great sense of humour and has even self-mockingly describes himself as "Highly opinionated!" But seriously, not too long to wait now Peter, then you can make your first expenses claim...

Other items:

Lobster Blogster's online shop will shortly be selling a range of second hand goods. Chiquita's alter ego should be in at 8.30 sharp to help with any enquiries.

Please be aware that Chiquita is introverted and German, so cannot be expected to understand the finer points of English and American humour (humor).
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Hi all,
*yawn*
I am here now, waiting for your orders.
And please don't forget to look at today's
special offers

sincerely
chiquitasoprano
 
He may not speak a work of english, but he does speak many words in english! What is a work of english anyway ?
 
With my power, I shall make sure that my country does not drop agent orange on you!

We might drop pizza though.

If you ever have the opportunity to visit the U.S. you will quickly realize that pizza is our national food....

And why am I saying this? I haven't the slightest idea. It's 3:00 am!

Take Care.
 
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