неделя, юли 31

 

Marines Refuse to Obey Orders

What on earth are these two talking about?


Somebody says we should get round a table.


Undersea world holds urgent talks over the expected American invasion of Watford. Aquatic creatures were given the ultimatum "Are you with us, or against us?" by George Bush earlier today. Marine world decides to declare strict neutrality. US reluctantly agrees to allow neutral observers to remain in the River Colne and Watford pond. All other parts of the borough to be "zoned" and administered by the Coalition of the Willing (US and UK).

American Zones are:
Krispy Kreme Do-nuts
McDonalds
Game Store
Asda-Walmart
Just about everywhere else apart from...

United Kingdom Zone:
Tescos


Commander in Chief of the Supreme Allied Forces (SW Herts branch) President George Bush declares:

If Watford does not surrender within two days, we will use sock and oar tactics to enter the city... er borough... little town.

Red Lobster, on behalf of all aquatic creatures says:

We're not afraid!

# posted by Lobster Blogster @ неделя, юли 31, 2005
Comments:
More socks
# posted by Blogger kat : нд юли 31, 04:33:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
Great! I need four pairs for my feet, and big pair of gloves for my pincers.
# posted by Blogger Lobster Blogster : нд юли 31, 04:43:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
Hey they are for ladies and I sent them for Future Mrs Lobster.
# posted by Blogger kat : нд юли 31, 08:37:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
Wow. I've never seen lobster socks before?!?!
# posted by Blogger Unknown : нд юли 31, 09:15:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
That Watford thing was brilliant!! What do you think of Bournemouth mister Lobster, nice or not??

Your vishes came trough, from now on you are my lucky lobster :)

Have a cool day!

Thomas
# posted by Anonymous Анонимен : нд юли 31, 11:42:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
Thank you Sondis, coming from you that is a high compliment indeed.

I shall jot down your question on a tiny slip of paper and hopefully find it again soon.

Other Blogster fans please note it is well worth getting a passport and jetting off the Microsoftland and Beruit.
# posted by Blogger Lobster Blogster : нд юли 31, 11:57:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
I'm glad you liked the socks Future Mrs Lobster. I prefer the thick hand knitted type myself.
# posted by Blogger kat : пн авг 01, 05:34:00 пр.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
Hang on, I'm confused now. I thought the socks were for me.
# posted by Blogger Lobster Blogster : пн авг 01, 12:09:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
I'm interested in how Kat knits with thick hands?
# posted by Blogger Nogbad : пн авг 01, 04:26:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
With difficulty but they are hellishly efficient when it comes to making thick ears. ;-)
# posted by Blogger kat : пн авг 01, 06:15:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! » » »
# posted by Anonymous Анонимен : чт март 01, 05:24:00 сл.об. Гринуич+5:45
 
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