сряда, май 17

 

Thinning Here!

New signs have been seen popping up all over Watford.


They are to celebrate all the areas of Watford where the Lib Dem vote is falling. These are: Central, Leggatts, Oxhey, Park, Stanborough, Tudor and Vicarage. Click on the lovely orange sign to find out why the Lib Dems are less popular than before.

Watford Lib Dems hope to repeat their performance and lose more votes at the by-election for the Nascot ward on Thursday June 15th.

Joke originally made by Ben at The Policy Blender.
Comments:
.
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Whoami


P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

 
Thinning Here

I thought it was going to be a new diet. One where I could eat ice-cream with chocolate sauce and all that stuff. A Lobster special seafood diet. You know the sort I mean - See food and eat it.
 
Lots of ccelebrations in Watford then with all those thinning areas.

Rather than a see food and eat it link I thought it was going to be about hair styles - a subject that is bound to catch a Lobster Blogsters attention. :-)
 
Thanks for dropping by Dr Whoami.

Not too sure the seafood diet is a thinning one, Kat.

Pal, you're spot on about hairstyles :)
 
nice site! happy to help wind up the yellows :-)
 
Oh titter, titter, you are naughty :-))
 
I have ine that says Thinning Hair.
 
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