Lobster Blogster

There are reports coming in of Red Bag Disease in the SW Herts region. Please be vigilant and report any sightings as soon as possible.

Symptoms are:

• Large red swelling around the head
• Lose of vision/Problems differentiating colours
• Loose movements/No congestion

Don't be fooled. The "No Congestion" condition can quite dangerous, according to the location. Although in the past Lobster Blogster has advocated culling where local conditions suggest, the recent outbreak has occurred in a "hot spot" where great caution is necessary.

At risk:

• Children, elderly, those with poor vision or poor judgement
• Lobsters, snails, politicians, millipedes and other things which crawl whilst on dry land

All of the above are advised to avoid the area whist the Red Bag Disease is being treated.

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Other transport news:

Secret footage of a very short cycle path has been released. Lobster's mother believes it may be the world's shortest. Do not show your friends. (Beware if you have a slow connection - this is 5.2MB for a twenty second clip of very wobbly footage)