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Travel News: Hand Luggage Restrictions Eased

Now that Doctor Reid has given a lecture to Muslims on how to bring up their kids properly UK airports are a lot safer.

This means that the following items are now allowed on board aircraft as hand luggage:

Small Roller Suitcases
Prescrition medicines
Baby milk
and musical instruments ...

Welcome on board Mr Capone!

If you would like to purchase the specially padded violin case, please click on the image. A full range of firearms are also available.

Please note that because of the likelihood that passengers will still be tempted to construct deadly toothpaste bombs in the aircraft toilets the following item remains banned:

Top link TRT. I wondered if it might generate "We will bomb Pakistan back into the stone age" but no luck as yet.
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