Lobster Blogster

Here's a sad thing:

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/UK-mailing-db/

No one has signed the lobster's petition.

Oh, well...

UPDATE 1.
If you want to read why the government won't be banning junk mail (as suggested by Kat below), read the PM's e-petition response here.

UPDATE 2.
The lobster has had a petition rejected. See here for the lobster's proposal to make lying illegal :o)

UPDATE 3.
Here's the "more details" bit of the unsolicited mail petition properly formatted:
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The Prime Minister shall make it his responsibility to:

1) Set up a national database of UK addresses where the owner or occupier would prefer not to receive junk mail.
... a) Definition 1: junk mail
Items of non-addressed printed material which is delivered to an address, without the owner or occupier’s prior consent.
... b) Categories of junk mail which an owner or occupier may or may not chose to accept are listed at item 4) .

2) Require the Home Secretary to take responsibility for administering the database.
... a) by asking the Police and Security Services to address and to advise on issues of security, as and when they arise.
... b) by using the existing database, wherever possible, so as to minimise the cost to the exchequer.

3) Require the Environment Secretary to inform the operation of the database so that it works effectively at a national, local authority and local community level.
... a) by asking for the co-operation of existing UK organisations, bodies and groups who would be willing to participate in such a venture.
... b) by co-ordinating efforts to maintain said database, and to report to the government on the efficiency of the database.

4) Categories of non-addressed mail should include, but not be limited to:
... a) Commercial advertising
... b) Appeals by bodies of a charitable nature
... c) Information from a local authority where it under no legal obligation to supply (i.e. information about new services, regular mailings or brochures, surveys etc.)
... d) Material circulated by political parties
... e) Newsletters, petitions, advance notice of social activities and similar which may on an occasional basis be circulated by volunteers to a local area or neighbourhood
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Етикети: junk mail, petition, unsolicited mailing

With nothing much else to do today, the lobster decided to launch a petition.
Then it got stuck in the 10 Downing Street letterbox.
It was about stopping junk mail.

Guardianistas may discuss!

Етикети: junk mail, petition