събота, юли 23
Red Lobster on a Green Background says:
петък, юли 22
Not all humans see things in the same way. Take a look at http://www.apduk.org/ for a different way of looking at the world
четвъртък, юли 21
It's a big shame when somebody goes to a lot of trouble to invent something, and then nobody bothers to use it. Lobster Blogster found this site called London Bloggers ages ago, but he is the only creature that has registered to use it. We are going to have big trouble keeping the AFZ going if nobody even gets together to do things...
Norwegian flag from Lebanon
Today's flag was left by Thomas. I'm glad to say it was the only one we found, so thank you for all tidying up a bit since yesterday. We shall have to excuse Thomas, because he lives in Beruit, which is run by Microsoft. You should visit Thomas's site some day, because he has a plan to download the entire internet. I do warn you that Beruit is a very long way away and you will need a passport.
сряда, юли 20
Old flags and other rubbish
Nogbad wrote in with a complaint recently, he said:
I hope you've spotted that someone has planted a star-spangled stripes flag on your carefully crafted blog!
Lobster Blogster has been out and about around the internet today, and found a lot of old flags that people have left behind. Remember to keep the internet tidy and not leave things lying around.
If anyone wants to buy any old flags, you can do this via our online shop. We accept money or shells. Because we have a lot more of the red and white stripey ones, with the blue corner, we shall sell these off much cheaper. The little red and yellow one is very rare, it might even be a collectors item.
Just remember to visit the shop, and say how much you are prepared to pay for each of the different types. We have flags in all price ranges.
Lobster Blogster takes all complaints seriously, and will try to make amends where appropriate. However its not our job to go around all day clearing up the mess that other people leave behind. If people keep dropping the little red stripey one with a blue corner everywhere we will take steps to find out who they are and give them a very big fine...
PS Humans have already been doing this for some time on planet earth. They put all their rubbish in a bin and collect the bins on Thursdays. One council has made this its trademark, they even find gold! We haven't got any pictures of Watford's pristine streets just at the moment, but we do hope to have them to show you very soon.
- Its a long way, away, in Germanyland
- The owner is not a fan of English
- The owner is very sensitive about any comments about her dress sense
What phone do you have?
понеделник, юли 18
East Anglian Ambulance Service have launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign. Unreliable sources say they are worried that the last few American Free Zones in Britain are about to crumble.
Because the small town of Watford is now surrounded, it is unlikely we shall be able to get any further messages out over the next few days. Please be patient, please pray for the people of Watford in their plucky fight against the world's superpower, please hope that maybe the brave citizens of France will help in our hour of need...
Drop in and say "hello!" to the blogging lobster!
неделя, юли 17
Inter-faith Talks Held in Watford
McDonalds have hired a giant killer bee to protect American interests at their High Street fast-food outlet.
Lobster Blogster site receiving rave reviews - others say it is a lot of balls.
CDs and Tapes
- Alison recommends that people should relax
Stories and fairytales
- Martin in Watford sells fairytales (but they are not very good)
- Lobster Blogster sells hats
- Chiquita sells poor quality second hand clothing like this, and this and this
Salemanship and Marketing
- Blogger Pimp has a range of goods and ideas for those interested in online marketing
Lobster Blogster enjoys bloggers who are able to insert gratuitous references to their own pet projects